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Memorial Quotes from Camp!

Date: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 6:51 PM.
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(posted by JEON)

Keeping the blogging on a roll. xD
So! These are the quotes I'll remember from camp. :)

During Giant Slide;
Me: Celia, are you going to slide?
Celia: Hell yeah! I paid $200 to be here!

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(Celia is hanging at 6m mark, overalls obviously too big for her)
Me: CELIA~ We can't see your feet (because you're so short)! ;D

During Sex and Drugs Talk;
Instructor: There's no way you're going to know how to have sex the first time.
Me: *Coughs "PORN"*
Instructor: Yes, every time you have sex, it'll start with (puts on German accent) "I've come tu klean ur pool" *Buffs upperbody*

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Instructor: What's the most common form of contraception when there're no condoms?
Me: CLING WRAP!
Instructor: Haha, why not a Mars bar wrapper?
Me: ..

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Instructor: Has anyone here rolled a condom back and seen a serial number?
Guys: No .. ?
Instructor: You obviously don't roll it as far back as I do. *Suggestive grin*

During Kayaking;
Me: Left!
*Celia paddles right*
Me: Right!
*Celia paddles left*
Me: What is WRONG with you?!

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(Partners changed, was paddling with Sohaib in front)
Him: Where do you want to go?
Me: BACK TO THE SHOREEEEEEE!
Him: Nahh, let's capsize some people.
Me: I'm. Going. To. Die.

During Vertical Challenge;
(At the element 15m in the air with hanging objects)
Spike: This is what we call the "Michael Jackson" element.
*Michael climbs to the hanging objects and clings to the punching bag*
Michael: I'm hugging you, Michael Jackson!
*Moves onto the ball-shaped object*
Michael: Come here, boy (buoy)!
Me: That's the Michael Jackson part, right there.

During Survivor;
O'Riordan: Ah come on! You guys were leading before! What's happening?
Me: SOMEONE is giving us negative comments! T____T
O'Riordan: Who .. ? *Smirks*

During the High-Ropes;
(While Celia was holding onto her safety ropes)
Me: Freeze! Hold your safety ropes higher!
[Later on, when she gets off]
Celia: I was trying to let go of the ropes, and you kept telling me to hold them!
Me: Well, bloody hell! Who lets go by holding on?!

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Me: Celia, FREEZE! You're being a jackass!

Waiting for Group to Assemble;
(Convo between Spike the instructor and Saleh)
Saleh: Dude, you're so scrawny! You must be bad in bed!
Spike: Ha, that's not what your mom said last night.

Late-night Talk;
Me: Goshh, I'm not good with numbers. Give me letters! D:
Carmen: Ohhh! A! :D

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Me: Penis-enlargers massage it longer. xD
Carmen: Ohhh! That's like rolling dough!

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(Mel is asleep and snoring)
Vicky: On the count of three, everyone say "MEL!" .. One, two, three!
Everyone: MELLLL!
Mel: *Snores even louder than all of us combined*

I'll add more once I remember them. xD

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